swallowed magnet

One afternoon, my friend Teray just arrived from work. "Tita Nene, Tita Nene si Brown ni siguro nakatulon magnet ay." ("Tita Nene, I think Brown swallowed a magnet") She was pointing at Brown, their brown (of course) dog who's playing intimately with a female dog... or sa madaling salita nakikipag sex. "Pate man ni ang isa ka ido nagtulon man ni guro magnet ay." (This other dog swallowed magnet too.) ohh di ba?!!! She will grow up and will get an Ace in PHYSICS!!! At her young age (i think 5yrs old), she applied magnetism. what is it again?! ahhh im trying to think here... Magnetism is a force where objects are attracted or repelled to one another?! And we remember (ehem.. those of you who didn't sleep when your prof was doing his/her lecture) the closer the objects the more they are attracted or the more they repelled to one another... and that was Teray's niece Rey-ann thought.

Maybe i should write about sex here... *winks... i mean "magnet". Every magnet has two poles - south pole & north pole. Their basic principle, "Opposite poles attract and like poles repel at each other." If i have to apply this principle in my life, somewhat i tend to agree and really tend to disagree...